Jokes

Friends Rocked Jokes

Agar Aap Fight Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To
Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction…

Ur Dad: Tumhari hi galti hogi…
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Ur mom: Are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia…
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Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya…..??

Ur brother: Chal chor ab us ladke ke pass mat jana..

Ur Lover: kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere samne
kyo khade ho ??
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But Friend says….
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Gaadi Nikaal , Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke marenge
chal.. ,,Kaat ke rakh denge sale ko…