Jokes

BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.

BF: Kya pucha???

GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!

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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!