Jokes

फेयर एंड लवली क्रीम काम करती है मैं तब मान
जाऊंगा जब वो काले धन को गोरा बना दे। 

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Boy-teri aakhon
me
 doob jaon
teri julfon
me kho jaon
tere jhumke me jhool jaon
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girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon. . Khan bhai
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Khud ko buland kar itna
ki
himalaya ki choti par ja punch

,phir
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khuda tumse puche abe gadha ab utrega kaise.
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HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?

HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,

Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!
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Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho?
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Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai!
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boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai.
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Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai grin.png

"Honey"

Or

"Sweethear t"

Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya
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1friend:gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.

2friend:kyu kya hua?

1friend:ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 sal ke patni ko deworce manga
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Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do

Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do
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Larkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q
kehti ha?
Bcoz Larkian tamezdar hoti hai.
Sub ky samnay
"Abey Gadhey" nhi keh skti,
Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
Suntay ho
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dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga

par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.

Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai...
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bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he
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पति :- आज घर बहुत साफ़ दिख रहा है !
क्या तुम्हारा Whats App बंद है क्या ??.
पत्नी :- अरे नहीं जी , मेरा चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था,
खोजते खोजते सफाई हो गयी :D

1.Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do

Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.:D <3 Dilse <3
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2.bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he
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3Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho.beer pite ho to darling.Par aaj Bhootni kyu?

Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas.