Jokes

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.

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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari
tha kya…!