Jokes

SANTA:I LOVE You..
😾LADKI ne Jor se THAPPAD Maara, Aur Boli..
Kyaa Kaha Tune.??
SANTA ne Ulta HAATH Ghuma kar Ek MUKKA Maara Aur kaha..
KAMINI..Jab Suna hi Nahin to Maara kyun.??
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain.
Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.😀
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.😀
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Santa in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapis Karo !
Itna Chota Room..
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya ?
Waiter-
Mere baap Room Mein Chal
Yeh Lift hai.
😀hahaha