Jokes

A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..

Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Tanya????
No
Are U Katrina ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Neha?
No
Monika?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion…
No sir i’m the class teacher of your son!!