Jokes

Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,

1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..

"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,

Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"

Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.

Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,

Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.

Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur

Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.

Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?

Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha