Jokes
Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”
Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”
Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”
Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”
Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara
Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga
Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”
Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”
Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”
Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”
Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”
Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”
Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola
“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“
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