Pogo Jokes

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
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Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school
gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera
Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke
liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se lelo...."��
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Dudhwala ��Continuously Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala�� hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.��.....
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad
gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila
hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa.......
Jee le apni zindagi