World Cup Jokes

1) "Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, BCCI Se Ab Kya Kehna"...
- Yuvraj To Dhoni
.

2) "Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki
Taraf Mooda"...
- Sehwag, Gambhir
.

3) "Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna
Hai, Mere Bina"...
- Sachin, sir
.

4) "Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha
Hazaaro Se... Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai..... Papa, Mere
Papa...
- Stuart Binny
.

5) "Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath
Jaayenge"...
- Raina (Duck Specialist)
.
6) "Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se
Majboor"...
- Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)
.
7) "Ham Toh Hai Aandhi, Ham Toh Hai Toofan, Dadagiri
Kisi Ki Chalegi Nahi Yahan"
- Dhoni (Like A Boss)
.
8) "Run Barse, Dhule Team India, Ho Run Barse"...
- Umesh Yadav, Ishant Sharma (Run Machine For
Opponents)
.
*But Finally One Thing Is Common In Everyone's List*
~ E-Sasura Is Baar Ka World Cup India Naa Ho
Paayega...!! :D