Jokes Dil SE
Jokes Dil SE
Yeh tab ki baat hai jab Iraq aur Iran ka war chal raha tha.
Iran ka ek army jawan war se pareshan hua tha.
Usako wife ki bahut yaad aa rahi thi.
Chutti maangane ke liye woh officer ke paas gaya.
Officer ne kaha ki agar tum dushman ka ek tank pakad kar lao...
.. to main tumhe ek deen ki chutti de doonga.
Doosare din hi woh soldier ek tank pakad kar laya.
Khush hokar officer ne use chutti de di.
Chutti khatam hone ke baad use wapas laut na pada.
Woh wapas dushman ka ek aur tank pakad kar laya.
Use wapas chutti mil gayi.
Officer ne use poocha "tum itane bahadoor ho,..tum ek saath 3-4 tank kyon nahin pakad kar laate?"
Main tumhe poore hafte ki chutti de doonga.
Soldier: Wohi to problem hai sir.
Iraq ke army mein bhi ek jawan hai jise chutti ki jaroorat hai.
Aur usake paas ek hi tank hai jo hum dono exchange kar sakate hai!
Yeh tab ki baat hai jab Iraq aur Iran ka war chal raha tha.
Iran ka ek army jawan war se pareshan hua tha.
Usako wife ki bahut yaad aa rahi thi.
Chutti maangane ke liye woh officer ke paas gaya.
Officer ne kaha ki agar tum dushman ka ek tank pakad kar lao...
.. to main tumhe ek deen ki chutti de doonga.
Doosare din hi woh soldier ek tank pakad kar laya.
Khush hokar officer ne use chutti de di.
Chutti khatam hone ke baad use wapas laut na pada.
Woh wapas dushman ka ek aur tank pakad kar laya.
Use wapas chutti mil gayi.
Officer ne use poocha "tum itane bahadoor ho,..tum ek saath 3-4 tank kyon nahin pakad kar laate?"
Main tumhe poore hafte ki chutti de doonga.
Soldier: Wohi to problem hai sir.
Iraq ke army mein bhi ek jawan hai jise chutti ki jaroorat hai.
Aur usake paas ek hi tank hai jo hum dono exchange kar sakate hai!
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