Jokes

Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?

Pati: Koi Baat Nahin, Ichcha Nahi Hai Toh Mat Chalo.
Patni: Matlab Main Aalsi Hoon?

Pati: Arey Tum Gussa Kyun Kar Rahi Ho?
Patni: Matlab Main Hamesha Jhagadti Joon!

Pati: Arey Maine Aisa Kab Bola?
Patni: Matlab Ki main Jhoothi Hoon!

Pati: Achcha Baba, Main Nahin Jaata Hoon!
Patni: Main Sab Samajthi Hoon, Darasal, Tum Le Jana Hi Nahin chahte The...

Pati Ne Chup Rehne Mein Hi Bhalaai Samjhi Aur Chup Chaap So Gaya...